The Monster

I am Loki. The God of Mischief, Lies and Chaos.
Approach with caution and watch your tongue, or I shall bite it off.

[ I track mischiefwithabite. Read the rp rules & about Loki. Mun is 21, NSFW content. Sidebar gif and background both mine. Blog active since 31-01-12. Gif & sidebar made by me. ]

play with my muse’s hair and see how they respond!



    “As the king of ravens, part of my sworn duty is to protect both ravens and crows to the very best of my ability. At the moment, the state of Idaho is planning to poison 4,000 ravens. Not only is this a bird protected by federal law, but it’s a bird protected by me. While I help to ensure their safety, you can help by signing this petition to stop them from proceeding with this horrendous act. If you sign it, I may or may not give you a gift in return (and if I don’t, Keir will). Spread the word, my friends. No ravens are dying under my rule.”


flash giveaway

i am super close to a milestone and also feel like doing nice things so i’m going to do a giveaway.

  • must be following me
  • reblogs only
  • giveaway ends at 1:30 PM Pacific Time
  • 3 people will receive an icon pack

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// -points you all over to my OC where there is an open ready and waiting-




    ❝ Funny. ❞

See, I am funny. Was that not what we were discussing initially?”

dear everyone i’m sorry for being a piece of shit



Send my muse prying asks about anything and everything… please?

// Replies today will be sporadic but they will be done. I’m painting the walls of my room, finally.


"probably a self promo" -charles dickens

» indie log rp thing (mostly mcu /w a mix of comic knowledge idk)
» do the icons and the gif icons and da comic icons
» multi-shippings the multi-ship && multi-bears
» oc friendly if their back-story is cool yo
» 18+ to the hella max
» if u dont touch the log butt u cannot enter

   [ this is the shit || u got a problem /w me yo?? || read this or shit yourself out of here ]



"Most don’t look miserable whilst they reminisce.”

"Most have something pleasant to reminisce about."

// The mother bought loads of cakes and crisps this morning, I’m the only one in the house who eats it. Well… I better start eating it all before I have my operation on tuesday and I’m stuck on a liquid diet for a month and a half.

lilylacey: "Is it true that you hung Drengi's sling - with him in it - off the arm of the throne this morning?"

"Is it true that…" Finish it in my ask box!


"—That was yesterday."

"Is it true that…" Finish it in my ask box!



    ❝ Harsh is my middle name. ❞

"—And here I thought it was dog.”

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