The Monster

I am Loki. The God of Mischief, Lies and Chaos.
Approach with caution and watch your tongue, or I shall bite it off.

 [ #mischiefwithabite. Read the rp rules & about Loki. Sidebar gif & background are mine. Blog active since 31-01-12. ]


psa. i am an agonizingly slow roleplayer — my muses are fickle and some days all i can manage is chat threads or shenanigans. other days i can pump out longer threads like no one’s business. if it takes me awhile on your thread it has nothing to do with you as a writer or me losing my muse for the thread. 

magiciswhoiam: Thorki
Send me a ship:

shipew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

Anonymous: FrostIron <3
Send me a ship:

ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART


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                                       b u t not a l l o w e dto DIE

                                       »»»A L I V E»»»

                                      b u t as g o o das DEAD

Send me a ship:

ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART



"Yes, crocks. They’re a pretty big turn on off mine, especially in bed."

"—As far as I am concerned the conversation ends here.”

I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

Send me a √ if you ship your character with mine.

Anonymous: I know you don't really know me but I'm a loyal anon who loves you both very much and I need some serious love right now

[ -loves on- Loki isn’t one to comfort so I’ll be doing that. I hope all is well for you, days can suck and I had a really sucky day two days ago. But things are getting better, and if you’re feeling poop today give it time and you’ll be feeling wonderful again. Make sure you get lots of love and demand attention because you are important and deserve all the love in the world. If you’re feeling awful then demand you get lots of hugs, hugs make everything better (unless you’re drama queen Loki then they make everything worse) <333 ]

fluffybanner: [Whispers in ear] I want to do the dirtiest things to you. {pass on to the first 10 blogs on your dash and see their reaction}.


maledictusvitae: "You have three choices: run, hide… or die."


Mm… I opt for none of those, they all seem really rather boring.”

lilylacey: ”Do you think this is the best time?”


"You’d rather wait until he has his teeth latched onto the neck of your favourite healer? Would it not be wiser to discover whether or not he has the thirst or not now?

Sentence Starters {Lost Edition}


  • "You don’t seem afraid at all. I don’t understand that."
  • "Hey, does anyone have a pen?"
  • "Hope is a very dangerous thing to lose."
  • "You make excellent bait!"
  •  ”I don’t feel sorry for you, I pity you.”
  • "Sorry, fresh out of sweet forgiveness."
  • "Sorry. I’m sneakier than I give myself credit for."
  • "You have three choices: run, hide… or die."
  • "Guess this is pretty much goodbye, then."
  • "Don’t mistake coincidence for fate."
  • "You’ve given up the right to be believed!"
  • "What, you didn’t hear about their little army?"
  •  ”I’m sorry I kissed you.”
  • "You’re one of the good ones."
  • "You know what? Ignorance is bliss."
  •  ”Do you think this is the best time?”
  • "They marked you? Let me see."
  • "How did we get here…? How did all of this happened?"
  • "First things first… give me your shirt."
  • "Trust you? I don’t even know you!"
  •  ”What makes you think that I’m so special?”
  •  ”Everything’s going to be okay. You’re with me, now.”

"One of the most interesting conversations Chris [Hemsworth] and I kept having was, ‘What does Loki want in the end?’ What does he want? I was unable to come up with a definitive answer. Perhaps because I don’t think Loki even knows. He’s become so accustomed to occupying opposition. Whatever the status quo is, he’s opposed to it. That’s why he’s a trickster, a shapeshifter, a deceiver, a strategist, a manipulator." (Hiddleston)

[ I don’t ever respond to hate or idiotic anons but in this case — even though I’ve deleted your ask as usual — I have to say something. Grow up, why are you still bringing up a muse that I lost two and a half years ago? There is only one person who would probably still be upset over that muse going, one same person who’s recently openly complained about people who have more than one muse, one same person who in the past has moaned about me wanting to make another muse because it meant I wouldn’t be able to reply to them asap so I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s that person. If not then that’s a bit of a surprise. I lost his muse, so what. I can make as many blogs as I fucking want to, I do what I want on this site and I don’t do it to make any of you happy. Making you happy is great, but it’s not my aim. My aim is to make myself happy, so if you’re pissed off about me losing a muse nearly 3 years ago grow up. My Archie muse has been difficult for months, why is that your problem? And no Loki is not going anywhere, so do yourself a favour and unfollow me because I’m sick of you, you’ve been going on about my Captain Nicholls muse for 2 and a half years I’m so shocked you haven’t grown up since you started. This is all I’m saying on the matter, if you come to me privately I will speak to you about it. But if you send more hate I’ll just laugh and delete it because you need to grow up and realise I do whatever the hell I want and if it gives you the sad sniffles then I don’t really give a shit. ]

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